Penny Arcade

When I was pulling up our Gran Turismo 7 video to link it, I ended up skipping through a few parts of it to appreciate just how otherworldly some aspects of it are. I mean, look. I haven't played the last few games, so I don't know if this perverted oligarch is like the final car boss of the franchise now or what. I think the best graphics I've ever seen on a console are inside this dude's cafe. You can see your car outside, beyond the focal length of the camera, and the…

I went over to Mr. Gribbz'z house to play Elden Ring, and presumably to chew gum, though gum was not in ready supply. Then we started up the stream and checked out Gran Turismo 7; if that is your kind of shit, you can join us as we struggle to escape a car-obsessed billionaire's cafe slash car sex dungeon. The first challenge was being confronted by Gabriel's sky-high dog. Gracie has appeared in the strip before actually, at the end of 2016, which I think a lot of us thought was…

DioField Chronicle looks fucking sweet. It strikes at a number of my glowing, exposed targets, threatening incredible damage and perhaps even debilitating status effects. I'm the biggest fucking sucker for games that look like they take place on dioramas. I literally have no resistance to it, so if you're thinking of taking my advice on something, ask yourself these questions: 1. Does the game take place on, in, or near a tasteful diorama?2. Does the Game feature Sherlock Holmes, an…

Gran Turismo has always looked as ridiculous as they could make it at that particular time, and there seems to be some arrangement between Polyphony Digital and the parent corporation that they get to take the time required to do things correctly. They've been at that shit for a long time. We played Gran Turismo, the initial foray, back when we still lived in the same house. We spent what I thought was an astronomical amount on a car wash for a pretend car, and I don't know to this…